It says everything what others only think of.
It expresses male desires in short answers and commands. Gives 33 diffrent orders loud and clear.
Silly gift for men - take control of your woman and make your communication simple and pleasant. ;)
Gift for husband or boyfriend - make him believe he’s the boss and show him that you don’t take yourself too seriously.
Works great as a funny birthday gift for men. Recommended for stag parties. Valentines gag present.
The voice over is done by a professional voice actor. You can’t record your own sounds.
Take'em off
Where's my dinner?
Goin' out with my mates
Get back to the kitchen
The kids need you
Go and wash the car
Grab me a beer will ya?
Get me some whisky
Hand me the remote
Go get some vodka
Whip up something to eat
Get me some cigs
Hmm, strip for me babe
Wanna fool around?
I feel like a massage
Maybe you've got some cute friends? Aye?
Want a sponge bath?
I'll take you here and now
Love you!
You look … wow…
You're my world babe!
Bring those fine legs together
Yeah, spread those fine legs
Little higher
Little lower
Yeah, that's it baby.
Yeah, faster (breathe), faster (breathe)
Slow down baby!
Yeah, louder!
Not so loud babe!
Silence woman!
Yeah, run back to your mommy!
I'm done talkin'
